I wonder if Japanese visitors to the Museum of Flight are disappointed it isn't scarier. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie |
In the car.
Hank: Mom, can I have the iPod?
Karen: It's the weekend. Don't you want to talk to Daddy?
Hank: Daddy, can I have the iPod? about 3 hours ago from Tweetie |
Supposed to go to the company '80s-themed holiday party tonight. But there's a chance we'll just keep driving until we get to Vancouver. about 22 hours ago from web |
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Oh, like your family doesn't play the game where you chase each other around the house and try to pinch each other's butts with the tongs. 7:26 AM yesterday from web |
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If you can listen to "Luck Be A Lady" and not want to sock Joey Bishop in the mouth, you don't deserve to be headlining at the Sands. 2:27 PM Dec 5th from web |
Removing the holiday filter is the new rummaging through closets. 12:19 PM Dec 5th from web |
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This was billed as a "meat-lover's calzone" but that's only half the story. I also love dough. The tomato sauce I can take or leave. 12:01 PM Dec 5th from web |
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Dear god, I'd like to plow Miss Rosa from PBSKids.
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Wait, is this thing on? 10:26 AM Dec 5th from web |
Hank, calling on the intercom from downstairs: How do you say "doctor" in Japanese?
Me: Isha.
H: OK, bye.
Me: OK. Love you!
H: Bye. 9:37 AM Dec 5th from web |
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CNet Headline: "After a layoff, the coping begins." Very true. You know what else begins? Liquor and hating cheesy copy editors with jobs. 7:24 AM Dec 5th from web |