 | jdickerson Helping my son with his homework is frustrating. His procrastination is keeping me from getting back to procrastinating. about 3 hours ago from web |
 | SeoulBrother What if it turned out that Ewoks were bacon making masters? Who'd be the asshole, then? Still, George Lucas because of Jar Jar, that's who. about 3 hours ago from web |
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 | AmyJane Jonas punching John? NOT FUNNY. But a little funny that he yelled "Oh, yeah? Well I've got something for you right here!" before he did it. 7:38 AM yesterday from web |
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| AmyJane If you find yourself saying "I can't believe you won't change the way you chew for the sake of our marriage!" your period's probably coming. 7:22 PM Dec 12th from web |
 | hotdogsladies Our poor families still don't get that we never answer the phone and seldom check messages. They might as well be speaking into a game hen. 7:02 PM Dec 12th from web |
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| hotdogsladies In SF, you're either "a dog person" or "a baby person." But, on fight nights I've been to, people get so drunk they end up betting on both. 12:44 PM Dec 12th from web |
 | jimray My fantasy football team barely made the playoffs. I knew trading that orc defensive line for a bunch of elves was the wrong move. 11:54 AM Dec 12th from web |
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 | Tony_D I think it's time for Opportunity to start using the fucking doorbell. I can't hear him knocking from my office up here. 7:48 AM Dec 12th from web |
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 | abigvictory "You know you can turn your laptop into a touch screen?"
"Really?"
"Yea, just go into control panel, under Leprechaun Magic."
"I hate you." 6:38 PM Dec 11th from web |
