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An alum who owns a bakery came to today's meetup with bagfuls of artisan bread. He might as well have handed me an eight ball and a syringe. about 4 hours ago from web |
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Sorry, John Fahey--"Holiday" trumps "Country", if only to preserve my sanity for the other 49 weeks per year. about 23 hours ago from web |
It just figures I'd go down in StumbleUpon history for some stupid, overly-Xeroxed character checklist passed out in a crappy acting class. about 24 hours ago from web |
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Some days you tweet the bear; some days the bear tweets you. 4:58 PM Dec 3rd from web |
Who has an opinion on MacWorld Expo re: my attendance? Would I like it? Would it be useful? Also, who has a vacant couch nearby? #recession 2:54 PM Dec 3rd from web |
Careful, @TheGirlPie. A few more dropped hints like that and I'll triangulate my way to your doorstep. 2:34 PM Dec 3rd from web |
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And everyone else: STOP BEING WITTY. I have a @!$# newsletter to write and The BF is making tri-tip. And that is not code for the sex after. 5:48 PM Dec 2nd from web |
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Wait a minuteāis everyone being extra-funny today to finagle their way into that Newsweek guy's article on Twitter smartasses? 4:24 PM Dec 2nd from web |
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My friend Bart and I have decided that PT Cruisers are the clown car version of a hearse. Think circus music in E minor, giant black shoes. 4:14 PM Dec 2nd from web |