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So long Nick Hornby. Bye Anne Tyler. I cleaned off my fiction bookcase in hopes that Rock & Roll bookclubbers will want my castoffs.
about 2 hours ago from twhirl
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when I become a rockstar my first single will be called "If only I loved you as much as I love leftover stuffing in a cool whip container"
about 7 hours ago from twhirl
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on this day I give thanks for a younger sister who admires me enough to copycat me all the time
3:21 PM Nov 27th from twhirl
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Who wrote the story about the couple that goes up to the cabin with the cheating wife's parents + friends, really awkard & awesome. anyone?
8:24 AM Nov 27th from twhirl
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the broadway cast of The Little Mermaid is performing in heelies, god bless america!
7:43 AM Nov 27th from twhirl
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and on this day I give thanks for parades featuring sesame street, rick astley, giant smurf balloons, superstar miley, and marching bands
7:08 AM Nov 27th from twhirl
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dear NYC Mayor Bloomberg, Agenda does not have an R at the end of it, stop pronouncing it like it does
6:42 AM Nov 27th from twhirl
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If there were any kind of justice, I would be able to travel back in time to become a Rolling Stones groupie. No fair.
1:31 PM Nov 26th from twhirl
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1 box of graham crackers + 1 can green aerosol frosting = heaven for a 3- and 4-year-old boy
11:31 AM Nov 26th from twhirl
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