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Pissed off that I WASTED $300 on a flight for my friend to come visit from Texas, only for her to cancel a week before.
Eating my Jimmy Dean "Delights"... turkey sausage, egg white, cheese on a whole grain English muffin. Mmmmm
headed to work - today is my Friday. Tomorrow is the BIG MOVE into OMG my first house!
fat women and cap sleeves = yikes
it is so dark right now - and tiny little hail...
gmail contacts purged...
@boogawooga re: Pool Noodles - whenever hubby and I go to a store that has these, we play whack-a-spouse with them. Great fun!
Storm's a comin... and I'm cleaning out my obnoxious list of gmail contacts.
It's probably bad that I'm ALREADY excited to see Avenue Q in late May....
loathing Chase right now... so a billpay doesn't get to the recipient, and then I have to wait 5 days to get the money back to resend? WTF?
@sarahmck re: Party City ad... I heart advertismentation
It's a nice spring day in the WINDY city... and working a half day from home isn't bad, either.
man... i wish i knew Wordpress *this* much better than I do
Green Bay is 8 and 1. Woot
It's sad that I'm so insecure that someone can almost convince me I'm a completely worthless fuck up.
Sitting here trying to decide which forest fire to pee on next.... vBulletin conversion from hell or FAQ system install and config...
By the age of thirty - I really should have come to the realization that I don't need everyone to like me...
Writing 5 minutes of good comedy is wayy harder than it sounds. Trust me,
I really need to buy a new monitor - anyone have any leads on a good price?
Just another manic Sunday. Sunday is quickly becoming my least favorite day of the week.
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