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@midcitygirl Try the wiki article on Heart (symbol). I just got a Mac- it's in the character palette, I couldn't figure it out on Windows :p
HAPPY FRIGGIN' BIRTHDAY @MEOWREY!!! ♥♥
It feels good to finally have a laptop I'm not embarrassed to use on the toilet.
ALSO I GOT MY NEW FANCY LAPPY ITS MY FIRST MAC SHOULD I TAKE UNBOXING PHOTOS ANSWER NO THOSE ARE FOR ASSHOLES OMG OMG OMG I HAVE TO PEE
No matter how nice your boss/landlord/parent is, there comes a time when an internal "Fuckin' whatever, lady/dude" is a necessary self-med.
Asked to submit titles for an e-newsletter re: the economic crisis, was scolded for suggesting "AAH JESUS CHRIST AAHH!!!" Lighten up, folks.
I called in "bi-but-in-a-straight-relationship," so I'm actually at work all day, regularly fantasizing about not working.
Today on "First-World Problems of Excellence Showcase" (aka NPR): A woman who's a conflict-management consultant for book clubs. Really.
I can't call in gay because I WORK FOR AN AIDS ORGANIZATION. Ha!
When I see these memes a-comin', I bang my head and sigh.
Only law the boyfriend has ever laid down, ever: Even if I purchase them with my own money, I may not bring accent pillows into the house.
@juliebcreative I think I know a place or two you could go to meet these folks
Congratulations, Dudes! The Patriarchy has officially won! http://is.gd/aE4G
@dasack it was probably @al3x, too. But we all KNOW *he*'s internet sexy.
Left for lunch, open tabs: bank account, personal email, my Twitter page, Google doc for not-work. I don't like to say "fail," but FAIL.
You know that one person you follow who cracks you up and you don't know why, but you want to star everything they tweet? @LILWAYNESWORLD.
Not surprisingly, this HHHummus with HHHorseradish makes me really HHHappy about the idea of saying the letter HHH to people. Close up.
@gregschoen You're doing it right :)
@hotdogsladies ooh! the best part about joining the Wu is thinking of your Clan name! Dockta Doughy? Enlarged Prost-h8? ...You try!
A bunch of you favrd the tweet about double quotes, but hardly anyone on a tweet about Macs and porn? Who *are* you people?
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