Boys are upset to hear that their mascot is in antique shop window. Sent us an angry sonnet to tell us that is why they've stolen Christmas. about 10 hours ago from web |
Got a revenge-themed e-mail cuz boys team thinks we stole their teddy bear so they're stealing girls' stuffed animals. Oh, I'm in college. about 10 hours ago from web |
You guys *wish* I was hosting a TweetUp. Jiminy Peak is just down the road. I'm serious. about 10 hours ago from web |
I am physically incapable of reading things without editing them. Strange how the X-men weren't interested in recruiting me. about 11 hours ago from web |
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I like living w. people who don't recognize Xmas lights but cosine waves. ("If you put that window as the origin, then it's a sine wave...") 5:06 PM Dec 10th from web |
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Live band, balloon animals, massages, tie-dye, food. 2nd grade birthday party? Nope. De-stressing at the student center during final weeks. 11:18 PM Dec 8th from web |
I found the solution to Mondays! It's drunken Sunday snowball fights at midnight.
Your welcome. 11:09 PM Dec 8th from web |
Let's explain the Valkyrie trailers as follows: you can't discriminate based on religion, & Scientologists' don't believe in German accents. 6:40 PM Dec 7th from web |
ProTip: For Secret Santa this year, get your partner something he/she *really* wants... a regiftable item. 2:14 PM Dec 6th from web |
If he had known I was going to be dressed as Baby Spice, he prob wouldn't have asked me to support him at tonight's African song/dance show. 1:26 PM Dec 6th from web |
Also, I never thought I'd regret not packing my platform 90's-style kicks. 7:30 PM Dec 4th from web |
Should I be more concerned that team has requested I dress up as Baby Spice or that I knew her signature colors were blues and purples? 6:51 PM Dec 4th from web |
I totally sent my badass prof a clip from West Wing and he totally dug it. (Perspective: He is a real-life enemy of Singapore.) SCORE. 8:01 PM Dec 3rd from web |
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Awww shucks, guys. Thanks for all the birthday wishes and new followers! 10:50 AM Dec 1st from web |
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