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Funny, we should all remember the cat always comes back. When my family went out to eat my dad had a routine every time a child at a nearby table would cry up a storm. He would look up to the ceiling, stretch out his palms and start repeating over and over like in an invocation, "Herod, Herod, Herod...."
citizenblog Scribbled:
screaming maxim
Ellisz Scribbled:
Haha,, funny ^_^ Love the cat's funeral... I hope my parents haven't had such problems with me and my sis when we were younger :P
Orwell_1984 Scribbled:
Funny.
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rayanda Scribbled:
Best line: "The mother looked like she had applied her makeup during an earthquake measuring over eight on the Richter Scale"
chessspy Scribbled:
Yep, I've been there. LOL, many years ago, but it still hurts when I breathe.
duponthumanite Scribbled:
Oh, poor animal.
RoseDQ2878 Scribbled:
Great story!! Really funny and well written.
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reneemj Scribbled:
Too funny, I love it. We can't find sitters either, they don't return...it can't be my kids. Has to be the dogs.
norma22a Scribbled:
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Brian W Porter Scribbled:
Come to think of it, could this be one of the cat's nine lives?
Phantomimic Scribbled:
Funny, we should all remember the cat always comes back. When my family went out to eat my dad had a routine every time a child at a nearby table would cry up a storm. He would look up to the ceiling, stretch out his palms and start repeating over and over like in an invocation, "Herod, Herod, Herod...."
Luddite Scribbled:
The cat's funeral was wonderful! And especially when followed by the miracle cat waiting to go inside! The story is great fun!
suzanner Scribbled:
Love the funeral service for the miracle cat. And the rack of lamb conflict. :0)