You know, once upon a time I could go out dancing without having to schedule in a nap first. #iamold about 11 hours ago from txt |
A moment of silence please. December 12, 2008. The Day My Mom Learned To Text. about 17 hours ago from web |
Oh, the throatpunch of Orbitz's Deal Detector finding a fare more than $100 cheaper than the one you already bought. 2:10 PM Dec 11th from web |
Holy crap, I accidentally learned how to spell Dromiceiomimus. Thanks, Ryan North! 1:17 PM Dec 11th from web |
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Schultz's Law: The first 5 comments on any blog post about Starbucks, even its Wifi, will contain snark about the definition of 'macchiato'. 11:10 AM Dec 11th from web |
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Monday it was -1 with windchill; today it's 63. Did I accidentally activate my Hibernation subroutine? ...spring? 6:13 AM Dec 10th from txt |
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American Eagle is one desperate marketing email away from crawling through my computer screen and forcing a boyfriend cardigan over my head. 6:31 AM Dec 9th from web |
Wish I hadn't thought of the phrase 'crotchless long underwear' before 8am. My constitution can't handle it. 4:51 AM Dec 9th from web |
Seriously though, how would you even have a relationship that didn't revolve around discussions of Favrd? 6:59 PM Dec 8th from web |
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The thing where you don't realize your pen is uncapped on your desk until your entire forearm is covered in ink splotches. 1:19 PM Dec 8th from web |
This work event is being held at my old office. It's like running into an ex. Who used to beat you. 10:25 AM Dec 8th from mobile web |
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If anyone says I was stuffing cookies in my coat pocket at that very fancy party, it's a lie. A delicious, gingerbready lie. 5:53 PM Dec 7th from txt |
My inner 8-year-old would like to report that SNOOOOOW!!!! 6:03 AM Dec 7th from web |
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