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I'm considering changing to a career that involves less statistical models and more sparkly dresses. What's the career path to 'socialite'? about 23 hours ago from web |
I wonder how much longer I can get away with calling 'staying up late and then sleeping 'til 1pm' "jetlag" 5:46 PM Dec 18th from web |
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Going Christams shopping! By which I mean standing in H&M hoping my Dad buys me things. 1:47 AM Dec 17th from web |
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Finally got up early enought to see daylight. Walked my favourite aunt back to the station. The air smelt like home. 5:39 AM Dec 16th from web |
This house has nine bathrooms. Dad: "You've no idea how much bloody toilet paper that is." 12:20 PM Dec 14th from web |
I hate how guys can fall asleep on planes and wake up looking fine. I routinely leave aircrafts looking like I've been mugged. 3:04 PM Dec 11th from web |
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Okay, seriously. Why didn't I pack sooner? You guys knew about this and didn't warn me! 8:58 PM Dec 9th from web |
Why do I insist on flirting with hangovers on the eve of international travel? Maybe because they put a bar in the laundromat? 8:42 PM Dec 9th from web |
You know, if a sweater jumped in my suitcase for every beer I'd drank this week, I'd be packed already. 8:11 PM Dec 8th from web |
I am leaving work because I can't stop thinking about the chili I have at home. This isn't a joke. I've been trying to write for an hour. 1:32 PM Dec 8th from web |
I can still get into my school uniform skirt! Just can't really move in it. Details! This party has a fainting couch, right? 4:48 PM Dec 6th from web |
So my mum still can't really do email, but oh boy has she got the hang of sending me annoying facebook applications. 9:40 AM Dec 6th from web |
Oh god, the unmatched joy of opening the salad drawer to find an emergency diet coke. 11:16 AM Dec 5th from web |
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Eating those unrefrigerated Chinese leftovers for lunch may have been a mistake. A delicious delicious mistake. 12:30 PM Dec 4th from web |
Hit on at the liquor store. Guy, dont hit on me while handing me alcohol, my feelings get confused! See also: waitresses, bartenders. 5:58 PM Dec 3rd from web |