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PS This dress was $37 from Charlotte Russe and I feel like a fucking princess. http://tiny.cc/gEzOP
I'm considering changing to a career that involves less statistical models and more sparkly dresses. What's the career path to 'socialite'?
I wonder how much longer I can get away with calling 'staying up late and then sleeping 'til 1pm' "jetlag"
@jessbradley ahahahaha, you should do the dvd commentaries
Going Christams shopping! By which I mean standing in H&M hoping my Dad buys me things.
@_mattie ahahaha, oh no! the horror!
Finally got up early enought to see daylight. Walked my favourite aunt back to the station. The air smelt like home.
This house has nine bathrooms. Dad: "You've no idea how much bloody toilet paper that is."
I hate how guys can fall asleep on planes and wake up looking fine. I routinely leave aircrafts looking like I've been mugged.
@avila Guess who bought the unabridged version of The Stand for the plane ride! You should get royalties.
Okay, seriously. Why didn't I pack sooner? You guys knew about this and didn't warn me!
Why do I insist on flirting with hangovers on the eve of international travel? Maybe because they put a bar in the laundromat?
You know, if a sweater jumped in my suitcase for every beer I'd drank this week, I'd be packed already.
I am leaving work because I can't stop thinking about the chili I have at home. This isn't a joke. I've been trying to write for an hour.
I can still get into my school uniform skirt! Just can't really move in it. Details! This party has a fainting couch, right?
So my mum still can't really do email, but oh boy has she got the hang of sending me annoying facebook applications.
Oh god, the unmatched joy of opening the salad drawer to find an emergency diet coke.
UPS guy: Are you expecting a box full of money?
Eating those unrefrigerated Chinese leftovers for lunch may have been a mistake. A delicious delicious mistake.
Hit on at the liquor store. Guy, dont hit on me while handing me alcohol, my feelings get confused! See also: waitresses, bartenders.