I suspect The Wrestler will reignite my long dormant Mickey Rourke crush, despite his face now resembling a cut of beef. about 11 hours ago from web |
Were it not for the military's "don't ask, dont' tell" policy, we might be tapping our toes to the hit, "The Bugle Beaded Boy of Company C." about 11 hours ago from web |
Slumdog Millionaire: A movie people who only see one film a year will love. Up to brothel scene, I was riveted. Then it slid into schmaltz. about 12 hours ago from web |
I can't believe my 2-year-old nephew remembered and requested my elephant impression. I haven't dusted off that old act since summer stock. 9:48 PM Dec 6th from web |
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Guys, can we all agree not to bail out the gangsta rap industry? Even if they promise to cut back to pouring out Korbel and rolling in KIAs. 9:17 PM Dec 5th from web |
Hey, silver-haired lady with the vanity plates reading CUBISM, your erratic lane changes would be right at home in a Picasso. 10:48 AM Dec 5th from web |
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My mom just emailed to warn me about a Facebook virus. This marks some kind of saturation point heretofore undocumented. 10:42 AM Dec 5th from web |
If you watch 30 Rock at the gym with the close-captioning on, the intro song is described as "exciting jazz music." Sounds so Fey, aye? 11:18 PM Dec 4th from web |
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My mother's Christmas slippers are delayed due to inclement weather at the Memphis hub. Suddenly all the world's a Preston Sturges' film. 7:30 PM Dec 4th from web |
On tough days, it helps to intone Sharon Stone's musical number in Irreconcilable Differences: "This Civil War ain't gonna get me down!" 7:15 PM Dec 4th from web |
Based on the shoddy workmanship and cheap-ass materials I've encountered of late, the alarm clock industry is in need of a wake-up call. 6:17 PM Dec 4th from web |
Consumer Tweet: Kudos to redenvelope.com for replacing a gift that arrived damaged and telling me no need to mail back the banged-up piece. 1:26 PM Dec 4th from web |
One of the most adorabe things the human ear can hear is twenty-somethings gushing about Radiohead. 12:46 PM Dec 4th from web |
Hey, guys. Did you watch the Victoria's Secret stimulus package last night? Evidently, Heidi Klum is all over that Dorian Gray iPhone app. 9:51 AM Dec 4th from web |
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