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Sitting in waiting room of physical therapist, waiting for my appointment so I can work on fucked-up arm. Arm does not appreciate being hurt 6:11 AM Dec 11th from web |
Wait, sorry, was BENCHLADA OUT time, yes? Balls. BENCHILADA OUT! 5:56 PM Dec 10th from web |
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RAY OF HOPE AT END OF SPECIAL! GLOBAL WARMING RESPONSIBLE FOR SUPER-ICEBERGS? FINDING ANSWERS! PENGUINS! THE FUTURE! BENCHILADA OUT! 5:55 PM Dec 10th from web |
OH GOD TINY ADELIE PENGUINS CAUGHT IN CREVASSE AND WILL DIE WTF PBS DON'T YOU DARE MAKE ME CRY YOU FUCKERS! NO MORE NO! FUCKERS! 5:53 PM Dec 10th from web |
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THE FATHER'S BREEDING POUCH IS ADORABLE BUT ALSO LOOKS LIKE GIANT NUTSACK. PENGUIN CHICKS TINY AND DAD HASN'T EATEN IN FOUR MONTHS. 5:48 PM Dec 10th from web |
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OMG PENGUINS FIGHT LIKE FAT OLD WHITE MEN GOING "HARUMPH!" PROBABLY FIGHT. OMGPENGUINSEXOMGPENGUINSEX! IT'S LOOOOOOOOOOOVE-MAKING! 5:45 PM Dec 10th from web |
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B15 IS GOING TO HIT RAW SEACOAST! LOOK OUT, CAPE CROZIER! EMPEROR PENGUINS ATTACK PREY LIKE FUZZY MISSILE FROM BELOW! FUZZY ADORABLE MISSILE 5:43 PM Dec 10th from web |
LEOPARD SEAL EATING PENGUIN! LEOPARD SEAL LOSE GRIP ON PENGUIN! LEOPARD SEAL KILL ANOTHER ONE! OMG TWITTER YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THIS REALITY. 5:37 PM Dec 10th from web |
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LEOPARD SEALS EAT PENGUINS! ALERT YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS! E-MAIL PEOPLE! THE PUBLIC MUST KNOW! TO ME, MY B-MEN! 5:23 PM Dec 10th from web |
To Sara: "Bring me fishes and hush puppies, those are my only requirements." From Sara: "Done deal." 3:01 PM Dec 10th from web |