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@DamienBasile Yeah I'm pretty sure that @avflox and I can turn ANYTHING into a sexual innuendo. LOL! ;-P
This made my morning, I thought it was so brilliant: "A quick story of magazine-making fun": http://tr.im/2e20 [from @fraying]
It's been years, but Sheryl Crow's "All I Wanna Do" still ALWAYS makes me dance, no matter where I am (yes, I'm dancing in my café chair).
@autowin Seriously, those dreams are the worst. I think they're worse than outright nightmares, since they alter your mood all day long.
I know I posted this yesterday, but it bears repeating that the NYC premiere of "Scott Walker: 30 Century Man" is tonight: http://tr.im/1lno
@RowlandHobbs Yes, all right, you've got me, and five points for Christina Rossetti. ;-) But that's not a real..."popular"...song here. :-(
I just realized: the only holiday song that does not annoy the hell out of me is "Christmas Time Is Here" from "A Charlie Brown Christmas."
@Mary_W_Walters I'm far more worried about the increased chances of massive periodontal damage, but yes, I know, my dear.
@autowin I hate those dreams. It's like, "Thanks for starting my day with a panic attack, Subconscious, what else ya got for me today?"
@frankepi That was precisely my SECOND thought of the morning! "She has him in CAPTIVITY!" Granted, probably Hermès-accessorized captivity.
@amoyal And a good morning to you, my dear! How are we on this fine morning? ;-)
@avflox And you kept me up late and now I'm all charmingly grumpy like a small child. [whines] "Gimme my coffee! Want COFFEE!" LOL?
My first thought upon waking this morning was, "Hey. Whatever happened to Angelina Jolie's brother?" This is how my mind works, people.
Look, anyway, I've a long day ahead of me tomorrow for the arrival of @avflox! So I shall be retiring early this evening. Sweet dreams, all!
Fear isn't innate. It's something we learn. And something we can unlearn. [Thank you, @avflox.]
@6bdesign Right! Because if you're out then you have to go outside to smoke and offend all the non-smokers coming INTO the place. [eyeroll]
@shortyawards I want to nominate @MarsPhoenix w/a Shorty Award in #science because it was a phenomenal use of Twitter and fantastic project.
@6bdesign *awaits torrent of hate tweets from crazy anti-smoking zealots* *lights Marlboro Red while waiting* ;-P
@6bdesign Nope, you can't. Like, restaurants? I understand, ok, yeah. But bars and nightclubs, WTF?! I totally do not get that at all.
@madlolscientist HA HA HA! OMG I think I love you! :-D
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