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2:30 am. landed in michigan. next year im taking a pony, or going to disneyworld. snow snow everywhere. on the plane. love everything. |
its a symphony on our little plane that couldnt.snoring, babies crying, my brain exploding. |
if we dont take off before midnight i am going to eat a flight attendant. |
what am i doing, you ask? sitting on an airplane. waiting. another hour at least to take off. |
omg, im on an actual airplane now. it's really tiny. bon voyage to memememe. |
at this rate i totally could've made it to @carlytron's party. |
i could really go for a cigarette. they're closing starbucks! wtf? now we're really fucked. |
@silenziosa thanks mate. oh! they just changed our departure time again. to right now. but we'll never leave. la di da. lalalalalalalaterghs |
the babies are eating lip gloss, the teenagers are drunk or reading, the elderly are sleeping.. hell is endless jfk airport. |
guess who's still in the mothereffin airport??? also id pay something gross for internet now, but there isnt any. argh. |
why do they keep delaying the flight in 10 minute increments. like some human behavior experiment. i couldve had 20 10-min manicures by now. |
and i am still in the airport! no internet, either. i ran here! i RAN to the gate. im a chump. |
and im still in the airport. it's never leaving. |
4:10 flight from jfk, and we're still stuck bumper to bumper in planet harlem. i shoot myself in the foot for sport, apparently |
i like to live on the edge, make my flights at the last minute, etc. |
who wants to party in suburban detroit tomorrow night? it'll be like eminem but with more trashy girls. zomg |
@mercury88 i support your choice |
my number one feeling is: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA |
words @a_ex has asked me to spell in the last two hours: hanukkah, writer, despair, feminist. |
@a_ex's mom got my grey goose for christmukkah. holler. also is my plane delayed yet? i don't wanna go to the midwest. i wanna stay here. |
