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*yawns loudly* *stretches languidly in bed* *peeks out from under blankets* 'Morning! Does anyone have any coffee they'd like to give me? about 1 hour ago from web |
SHE: When was the last time you had sex? ME: *deep sigh* Hmmm. I'll have to CHECK MY BLOG. SHE: That long, huh? ME: Yeeeah. #sad about 10 hours ago from web |
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I'm writing a guide for new followers of my Twitter stream as to what they can expect from it. What would you include for me? #crowdsourcing about 12 hours ago from web |
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