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@allierat ZOMG MY MOUTH IS WATERING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW! I LOVE whale and monkey raviolis! Will you have me over to dinner when I get back?!
@allierat OMG homemade raviolis sound AMAZING. And, yeah, you are totally NOT lazy. I am so envious right now.
@avflox Your punditry! All over my tits! FTW!
@allierat OMG! I can't help it that I am 5 hours behind you people right now, in the middle of the Pacific, OK? Also, what's for dinner? ;-)
@iamkhayyam That sounds positively splendid, my friend. You should definitely look me up when you're in NYC for dinner or something. ;-)
Look, I just wanted everyone to know that @quiverandquill just made my entire morning. He is Made of Win.
@iamkhayyam Oh MY! I'm certainly happy to read that you're as adventuresome as am I, my friend. Name the time / place and I'll be there! ;-)
@iamkhayyam Oooooh! YOU'D come down for the Baltimore soirée, TOO?! Whoever thought I'd be attending such a fabulous convening in MD? ;-)
@bonni07 @RowlandHobbs I so love it whenever I introduce my fabulous friends to each other; it makes me all warm and cuddly inside. :-)
*yawns loudly* *stretches languidly in bed* *peeks out from under blankets* 'Morning! Does anyone have any coffee they'd like to give me?
SHE: When was the last time you had sex? ME: *deep sigh* Hmmm. I'll have to CHECK MY BLOG. SHE: That long, huh? ME: Yeeeah. #sad
@bonni07 I adored that list, because nearly every one of them applied to me. (But especially, as you pointed out, # 22. LOL!)
Aaaaaw yeah, rocking it old school with my main Page Three Girl, who TOTALLY knows how to please me... ♫ http://blip.fm/~1903x
@mayhemstudios Thanks for the RT love, my friend! :-)
I'm writing a guide for new followers of my Twitter stream as to what they can expect from it. What would you include for me? #crowdsourcing
@justlikeanovel LMFAO! That's all right, my dear, we like naughty. :-)
@damienbasile I can't wait until I can just bang on your door and be all, "F**k that </twitter> BS, Bitch, and answer me!" LOL? #gooddaysir
@avflox LOL WTF?! No reservations in Waikiki on a Saturday night?! MAJOR Doha! #doha
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