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I found out how to reconnect with my old relatives on their terms: I turn Digg articles into e-mail forwards.
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Seems like a lot of trouble for the year's most delicious mealfull of leftovers.
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"Mom, you look just like Joan from Mad Men [if she let herself go]."
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Today I'm thankful for my 7000th follower and for my healthy sense of perspective. Oh also for my family.
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Lord, we give thee kthx.
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Twitter is the camera that Jim's looking at in The Office.
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Why didn't anyone tell me @nickihiss was so gorgeous? Oh, you did, fourth beer. (JK NICKI YOU'RE HOT)
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Digg? Dagg, dogg.
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Drinking with @nickihiss. Planning to kidnap @hotdogsladies' fourth quadruplet.
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On the upside, the farmers at the diner gave a great rundown on why Obama needs to kill Bush's farm subsidies (they've seen corruption).
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Highlight of visiting home: hearing people bitch about Obama. Tip, guys: the eight years don't go by fast.
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It's hard to write comedy when you know your actual show won't be as good as an infomercial for Carol Burnett's.
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RIGHT NOW, a Shiba Inu puppy is exaggerating to his literary agent.
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RIGHT NOW, the Wayans brothers are using money earned from "Little Man" to buy a better blowjob than your wife will ever give.
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RIGHT NOW, two Thought Leaders are arguing over the difficulty of the world birthing another Doc Searls. 7 billion people reply, "who?"
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Telling Mom that I don't have a job but I'm talking to an agent about my Twitter book. So, uh, keep up the good work guys.
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Whither your power, modern man, when you have a loose thread at an airport?
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May I never sound the rallying cry of the nitwit: "We need your opinions."
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Going crazy over this band "TBA." Every time I think I'm gonna see them perform, they get replaced at the last minute.
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Who's the bigger asshole: The guy who gunned his hot rod at the intersection, or the guy whose car alarm went berserk at the rumble?
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