![John Dickerson](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/49246432/jdmisha_small_normal.jpg) | jdickerson Helping my son with his homework is frustrating. His procrastination is keeping me from getting back to procrastinating. about 3 hours ago from web |
![SeoulBrother](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/16765642/seoulbrother1_normal.jpg) | SeoulBrother What if it turned out that Ewoks were bacon making masters? Who'd be the asshole, then? Still, George Lucas because of Jar Jar, that's who. about 3 hours ago from web |
![ryan adam](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://static.twitter.com/images/default_profile_normal.png) | |
![SeoulBrother](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/16765642/seoulbrother1_normal.jpg) | |
![Brent Simmons](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/58993986/Picture_1_normal.png) | |
![Amy Jane Gruber](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/58688822/wildflower_normal.png) | AmyJane Jonas punching John? NOT FUNNY. But a little funny that he yelled "Oh, yeah? Well I've got something for you right here!" before he did it. 7:38 AM yesterday from web |
![Elizabeth Chuck](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/51502776/red_red_wine_normal.JPG) | |
![SeoulBrother](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/16765642/seoulbrother1_normal.jpg) | |
![Amy Jane Gruber](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/58688822/wildflower_normal.png) | AmyJane If you find yourself saying "I can't believe you won't change the way you chew for the sake of our marriage!" your period's probably coming. 7:22 PM Dec 12th from web |
![hotdogsladies](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/51857279/merlin_icon_184-1_normal.png) | hotdogsladies Our poor families still don't get that we never answer the phone and seldom check messages. They might as well be speaking into a game hen. 7:02 PM Dec 12th from web |
![Tom Carmony](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/63645738/me_aug08_big_normal.jpg) | |
![Smart as Shat](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/64114224/EinsteinShatnerSface_normal.jpg) | |
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![Potjie](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/63921195/twitter_normal.jpg) | |
![hotdogsladies](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/51857279/merlin_icon_184-1_normal.png) | hotdogsladies In SF, you're either "a dog person" or "a baby person." But, on fight nights I've been to, people get so drunk they end up betting on both. 12:44 PM Dec 12th from web |
![Jim Ray](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/15519802/jim_ray_normal.jpg) | jimray My fantasy football team barely made the playoffs. I knew trading that orc defensive line for a bunch of elves was the wrong move. 11:54 AM Dec 12th from web |
![J Thornburg](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/66082153/InsoOutso_Twitter_Avatar_normal.jpg) | |
![Tony Delgrosso](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/66486409/illustrated_avatar_normal.jpg) | Tony_D I think it's time for Opportunity to start using the fucking doorbell. I can't hear him knocking from my office up here. 7:48 AM Dec 12th from web |
![Theo Tsecouras](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/44289712/tweet_normal.jpg) | |
![Michele Catalano](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081214220110im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/66876879/slap_shot_normal.jpg) | abigvictory "You know you can turn your laptop into a touch screen?"
"Really?"
"Yea, just go into control panel, under Leprechaun Magic."
"I hate you." 6:38 PM Dec 11th from web |