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GF coming to bed: OMG you're naked? I could never get naked in this cold! Me: To be fair, when u take ur clothes off u're more naked tha ... |
The two most beautiful words in the English language are: plausible deniability. |
Still no power here. GF is trying to heat water for cocoa with merely the power of sheer hatred. |
@Moltz You were there too?? I regifted mine to the 5 yo next door and -hoo boy- what a kerfuffle! |
@nick I like my name better: http://is.gd/bnk7 |
@youngamerican Does Dave still eat lots of chocolate right before the show to get his energy up? |
Winter Safety Pop Quiz - When shoveling snow, should you *overdo* it? (check one):
__ Dogfish
__ Flaccid
__ Pancakes! |
@Hello_Nurse I meant the spousal surreptitious scarlet snout. |
@Hello_Nurse http://twitpic.com/s78f - I certainly hope you're not discouraging that kind of behaviour. |
@aedison That shows that YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT. |
Hey, new discovery! When the power's out & you dock your iPod, it still goes "bloop." How do it know? |
@bangroot I *just* loaned it to Verizon Wireless. Dammit. Well at least I get to complain to you guys. |
Aaaaannnd there goes the power. |
@misc Dude! You found a real-world Easter egg! |
@tj Dude. Whoa. |
Winter Safety Pop Quiz - When your car is sliding on ice you should steer toward:
a) Mecca
b) Kingdom Come
c) Xanadu
d) Next Tuesday |
@Jessabelle207 Have I got a liberating tweet-up for YOU! |
I'm good at math, but my teacher had issues . Every time I got 100 on a test, she wrote, "YOU HAVE AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU!" |
@Tony_D Two-ply paper is preferred. Evites are subject to brown-outs. But it Depends. [593] |
@mikemorrow Yes, but it's CS4 for Windoze. Can you get me the Mac version too? I'll save the Windoze one for later. Thanks again! |
