Twitter.com

Profile_bird

Hey there! rafitorres is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving rafitorres's updates.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

rafitorres

Congratulations to new lawyers @lherrero and @enki159. Look for them representing me in an upcoming securities fraud / sex offense case.
@sumares Take good care of it! Who knows if you'll be able to buy another.
@theblogmachine Now that gas is cheaper, I'm also considering a truck. The GMC Holocaust looks nice.
Evaluating 2009 model year cars. Right now it's between the Ford Catastrophe, the Chrysler Armageddon and the Chevy Pandemic.
Wikipedia's article on Russ Meyer, especially the part titled "Big Breast Fixation," could be renamed "Why Britannica Never Stood a Chance."
Also, the Hummer Cologne smells like CO2 and the Carlos Santana Perfume smells like, well, Carlos Santana (after a concert.)
@Kalli RE: Donald Trump Cologne. It smells like gold-plating. Also, I drank a little and it has absolutely no taste.
@krgaskins I may also review the Hummer, NASCAR, Donald Trump and American Idol fragrances. These are REAL PERFUMES people, REAL PERFUMES!
The new Daddy Yankee™ Fragrance for Men: a citrusy marine fougère, featuring notes of ozonic mist, Axe Body Spray and unchecked ego.
Why pcan't I phelp adding p's to pwords every ptime I psee a Price Pfister pfaucet pcommercial? Pdamn.
If you aren't following @delfie, why aren't you following @delfie?
All of a sudden I'm being followed by Mad Men characters (@bettydraper, @bertramcooper) Suddenly I feel like smoking; don't know why.
If I were overseer of the Detroit bailout, I'd call myself "Car Czar the Great" and banish whoever put "Space Oddity" on that Lincoln TV ad.
Just finished watching Mad Men season 2. Favorite TV show in a loong time, though it won't be coming back until late 2009, if at all. Damn!
I'm guessing Guy Kawasaki tried to register on Favrd and broke it. Probably triggered a stack overflow on the no-webcock algorithm.
"Always Be Linking®" http://tinyurl.com/noWebcocks
Did the judge who banned production of the Bratz dolls ever consider the impact on the feather boa and preteen fishnet stocking industries?
@tangomana Really sad to hear it. Ugh, that sucks.
Dammit! I just did.
283
Following
495
Followers
804
Updates

Following

Chris Sacca Nick Douglas President Monteiro bryan mason Colleen Wainwright Beep. Simon Crowley Katsushiro rands John Gruber Neven Mrgan Jim Ray Anil Dash Tony Delgrosso Loss Leader Jeffrey Zeldman Ed Finkler Jeff Barszcz Elizabeth Chuck Dean Cameron Allen ckwinny Aziz Darth Vader nostrich Joshua Green Allen Amy Jane Gruber rstevens John C. Welch Erica Minton hotdogsladies Nathan L Gabriel Pagan Annalee Newitz José Venegas Jon Deal Matt Haughey
View All…