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I kinda miss the East Coast. Maybe I should have moved to Baltimore. 10:43 PM Dec 10th from web |
I got confused and thought my food stamp appointment was today instead of tomorrow. Why? Because I'm malnourished, dummy! 2:26 PM Dec 10th from web |
Oh well. Back to quietly ranting to myself about the ridiculously high price of apple cider in this, an apple-producing state. 4:01 AM Dec 10th from Hahlo |
Can't sleep. WTF? I woke up at like 11am today. That's early for unemployed slobs like me. 3:52 AM Dec 10th from Hahlo |
Ah, "Work @ Home Job Position". I wonder if they pay with money cash bank checks for depositing. 2:50 PM Dec 9th from web |
Too weird to fit in, not weird enough to be a misfit. 2:04 AM Dec 9th from web |
Oooh. Threatening notice from the landlords. This is getting funner by the day. 10:26 PM Dec 8th from web |
Me and my neighbor are playing Bacon Wars, apparently. You guys should come over. 8:31 PM Dec 7th from web |
Also, thanks to the tweeps who've asked where I've been. I've been nowhere you want to hear about, but I appreciate it sincerely. xo 9:29 PM Dec 6th from web |
Got the Indian food but they forgot to give me the sauce that I like. It's a disappointment AND a life metaphor. 9:21 PM Dec 6th from web |
The part where I punch the package of ramen...that's my favorite part. Of life. 6:42 PM Nov 25th from web |
Riiight, so marijuana is still considered a Schedule I drug but I can buy a five pound bag of Skittles for $1.99? 1:05 AM Nov 11th from web |
Google Street View for Seattle, finally. They blurred out the "No Iraq War" sticker on my window. My ass cheeks, OTOH: crystal clear. 12:22 PM Nov 10th from web |
Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep...Aw fuck, I've turned into my cats. Neuter me? 7:53 PM Nov 9th from web |
Mmm. Tamales for dinner. Hot ones. (The candy kind.) 6:47 PM Nov 8th from web |
Eff it. I need a job. Please hire me. Skills: Sleeping in, staring at the Internet, candy. 2:11 PM Nov 6th from web |
If my neighborhood is any indication, the real winner tonight is honking. 10:14 PM Nov 4th from web |
Hooray. I'm conceding to these celebratory black bean tacos. 8:31 PM Nov 4th from web |
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