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@andreacook It's a secret. That's why they call it "Secret Santa." If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret now, would it?
Spent the day at Gimbols picking out a Secret Santa Christmas present for the office party this week.
@shortyawards I nominate @betty_draper for a Shorty Award in #entertainment because she always makes the most tasty soup at dinner parties.
@shortyawards I nominate @peggyolson for a Shorty Award in #advertising because she's a model employee and an outstanding citizen.
@efr0702 Bonsai! That's the answer. Perhaps cultivating a Japanese garden will bring Dick_Nixon some peace of mind.
@guruofnew Yes, of course. Some method of strategic planning and something to take his mind off of things. Brilliant!
@guruofnew Checkers, eh? Never thought of it. ...That's just crazy enough to work!
@countryfeedback Thanks for the vote of confidence. I hope you're right.
Worried about @dick_nixon acting paranoid & nutso since losing the Calif election last month. Not the presidential image we want to project.
@CarmencitaB Yes, I've heard of Warhol. I’m trying to assess whether his work will be worth anything in 20 years.
@peggyolson @ken_cosgrove @harrycrane What's this I hear about an office Christmas party? Will there be soup?
@BobbyTheMitch You've worked hard in our mailroom so I wrote a memo on how to succeed in business http://tinyurl.com/5d8lxx
@dick_nixon Buchanan, eh? I think I've heard of him. He's a pistol.
@dick_nixon I saw the debate again & I think we need to work on your image. Call me tomorrow. http://tinyurl.com/5cuavf
@dick_nixon Sorry you lost the Cal. election..but seriously, "You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around any more?" That's not presidential.
Planning my next acquisition from the Vincent Price Collection of Fine Art: http://tinyurl.com/6ojcqm
@dick_nixon What are you doing up so late Dick? Planning your campaign strategy for '64?
@ken_cosgrove May I join you gentlemen at the Tom-Tom? That wonderful restaurant brings back very good memories.
@joan_holloway has such a fine derriere. Good thing I had my hat handy.
I've spent all morning trying to decide which of these paintings to invest in. What do you think? http://tinyurl.com/6ojcqm
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