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This morning Quinn, as Optimus Prime, announced that he would not be attending the robot battle; he planned on surfing and living in peace. |
@gordonshumway Yeah, and the type of attention you get when punching yourself in the crotch is not the type of attention you want. I heard. |
@chickenlittle Yeah, but I think sweaty Cap'n Crunch may be an acquired taste or something. |
And now that you all know what a terrifically competent person I am, a bonus: I just found some Cap'n Crunch in my bra. From this morning. |
Accidentally gave my kid Ny-Quil instead of Day-Quil. At 9 am. Hope he's doing okay at school. |
Isaiah reviews "Killer Queen": Yeah, pretty much if you had dynamite AND a laser beam that would blow your mind. It's true. |
If I could lasso & tame the creative genius that convinces me to stay in bed just 20 more minutes, I'd be the next great American novelist. |
I just told Quinn that he could hum through dinner on his birthday. He's pretty lucky to have a mom like me. |
Things I'll never outgrow: getting barrettes stuck in my hair; pulling jeans on over my tights instead of removing tights; needing a nap. |
@farkerpeaceboy You'll be sorry when you find yourself in the front row at the peanut gallery, buster. |
I'm so cold. My bed is an ice floe. I may be seriously depressed. I will have to be medicated. Looked after. Oh HELL YES I RULE AT SCRABBLE! |
Typed in "Gary Numan Cares" instead of "Cars" and look, I know it was just a silly typo, but I needed that. So thank you, Gary. Thank you. |
Why do I remember that today is the birthday of my best friend from 1st grade, but regularly forget appointments, keys, bills, lunch? |
@tj You can probably buy these at your local Buy 'n' Large, too! |
"Help Wall•E clean up Earth... with this kit!" http://tinyurl.com/paperplates |
@farkerpeaceboy Happy birthday! |
And then there's Quinn... To the ladybug on his finger he asks: "Do you need more personal space?" |
Discussing which qualities Isaiah looks for in friends. "Someone who isn't too silly. So they can pay attention to the things I say." |
BF sent me a Thanksgiving card. In the mail. Depending on how you keep score with these things, I think he is winning in this relationship. |
My sister has daughters. I have sons. My kids may punch each other & pee on the seat, but she has to live with a dog named Zac Efron. I win. |
