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My brother/boss/landlord is coming over to my place for a meeting. Thank God I'm not married to Lucille Ball. 4:40 PM Dec 9th from twitterrific |
There was a "These come from trees" sticker on the dispenser, so I made a paper-towel sculpture expressing my shame at my wastefulness. 5:39 PM Dec 8th from twitterrific |
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Me, I'm still my usual self: magazine-ish and hiply indifferent. Hence the Twittering during this nice man's set. 8:57 PM Dec 4th from twitterrific |
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Aw, man. You guys weren't supposed to see that last one. That was a raw template from Memarrhea, my formerly secret joke tweet generator. 2:40 PM Dec 4th from twitterrific |
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The @plinky office doors are very slammy, which makes anything said right before closing one sound passive-aggressive: "I agree! *SLAM*" 10:40 AM Dec 2nd from twitterrific |
How is the woman in the billing dept. at my doctor's office making me feel really bad for wacky shit in their system? Man, she is GOOD! 4:55 PM Dec 1st from twitterrific |
Have you ever resisted saying something out loud because you wanted to Twitter it instead?Neither have I. I was just asking. #garthalgar 4:53 PM Dec 1st from twitterrific |
Sometimes I like working on legal pads because they don't have any way to see what other people have written on their legal pads. 2:26 PM Dec 1st from twitterrific |
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Whenever I visit twitter.com, I like to imagine the call to action as screamed by someone who's angry with me: "What are you DOING?!?!?!" 9:46 AM Nov 28th from web |