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| hotdogsladies It's pretty hard to get out of jury duty unless you're comfortable dressing up as a confederate general who happens to be in blackface. about 17 hours ago from web |
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| hotdogsladies "Humor" is what strangers find funny.
"Comedy" is what your friends find funny.
"Twitter" is what your family finds, and says, "You okay?" 12:27 PM Dec 5th from web |
 | twoname Wanna know why I have this big ol beard? Protection. Ever heard of anybody dying from getting shot in the beard? 10:45 PM Nov 30th from txt |
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 | mulegirl I have so many eMusic credits left, considering downloading Hot Club Dance Hitz Remixed: Vol 7 12:04 AM Nov 26th from web |
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 | badbanana Batman is going to be killed off in the next issue. Way to end strong, Bush administration. 2:10 PM Nov 25th from web |
 | SeoulBrother Plaxo is the cat sweater lady in accounting that remembers *everyone's* birthday. Not enough for a restraining order but still creepy. 9:41 AM Nov 25th from web |
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 | Moltz Now that Shaq has ruined Twitter, I'm on to the next big social medium: calling peoples voice mail and singing '70s theme songs. DM me ur #! 8:29 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie |
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| hotdogsladies I'm pretty much your normal, libidinous American male. Except for how I get giant boners from listening to mid-tempo Rickenbacker arpeggios. 11:41 AM Nov 13th from web |
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| youngamerican Voting trouble: spent two hours trying to find Kerry's name on ballot. Eventually gave up and voted for Bush. Even that was misspelled. 4:29 PM Nov 4th from web |
| Mike_FTW So who among you can get me Hasselbeck's phone number? I feel like we should call tonight. 3:14 PM Nov 4th from web |
 | Jordan_Morris Halloween has gotten too commercial. Let's take a moment to remember the reason for the season: celebrating the birth of Dracula 9:44 AM Oct 31st from web |
