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And then you have to ask yourself: what the fuck did I just eat, why did it taste vaguely of plastic... and why do I want another? |
Sometimes you just have to buy the creme-filled cake-like thingie with no natural or pronounceable ingredients. |
@kellysue Keep us posted, hon. |
We live in the foyer of the future, through which we can see the rest of the house. As soon as we wipe our feet of the past, we can step in. |
Come on, world: Why isn't there a set of overhead-compartment-sized luggage and matching TSA-compliant clear totes branded "Keep Calm"? |
@kellysue jury needs pictures |
Black friday looking bleak. Lots of small single bags. |
@kellysue -- I almost sent that to you yesterday...! |
I never link my blog, but maybe this boring story is topical enough to share: http://is.gd/7Tqa |
Oh look, my first jury summons (Yes, really. I've lead a charmed life, free from civic duty.) |
@theremina THANK YOU. @warrenellis NYAH. |
@warrenellis you know what you need? Slippers. |
There are 6 lost dog flyers on my 3 block walk to the store. 6 flyers for 6 _different_ lost dogs. |
*punks with no/few google hits, yet: BikemessengerPunk, VeldtPunk , Web2.0Punk (2), CubiclePunk (5), HousewifePunk (2), CasinoPunk (2) |
@warrenellis -- @moleitau appears to have just one-upped FREAKANGELS... with History! |
My eyes can focus any time now, that'd be great. |
(delicious science) |
"Any poisoned ones", I meant. Of course. Yes. It's called cross-sampling, people. It's SCIENCE. |
Apparently, some of you don't believe I've eaten some sizable portion of this candy just to make sure the children don't get any. |
Maybe just a couple... 40oz bags |
