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@nikkicook (p.s: it's mine too) |
@nikkicook Ha! I like that your fallback plan is comics. |
@Comixace Comico? |
@ivanbrandon Sometimes you gotta put the lawnmower together because you need money from cutting people's lawns. |
@LoLoKickYou Here, have a taste of my Wiccan fist, heretic. |
@tonymoore Why am I so attracted to He-Man? |
Thanks, folks! I'm here all night because I have no home! |
You can show the cops this tomorrow: I am going to kill someone. |
Some days you just can't believe you're researching He-Man. |
I am Canada's top sketch comedy troupe. |
Did I destroy that thread, or did I REstroy that thread? Something to think about. |
I have inflammed my girlfriend's lips with some choice herpes but I fear it will not be enough to stop McSmoochy. |
Girlfriend's on a plane headed for stopover in London. Please don't tell @mckelvie |
@Michael_Cho I will give you four of my finest chickens for one drawing of Galactus. |
I could gum this metal all day long I'm so angry. |
I could chew through metal I'm so angry OH FUCK MY TEETH |
I'll stop hating your baby when it starts treating me with goddamned respect. |
I wish I didn't leave behind so much goddamned DNA. |
WHY SO HO HO HO? |
I want to make you, in no particular order: laugh, cum, cookies. |
