At the father-daughter dance.
Kid Rock song playing about whiskey, pot, and sex.
I'd mind, but my kid is already drunk, high, and pregnant. about 24 hours ago from web |
Fight with the wife at breakfast.
Couldn't even finish my meal.
Of course, I ate all the bacon. 7:24 AM Dec 6th from web |
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We all know OJ is REALLY going away for stealing
95's Worst Supporting Actor Razzie from Shatner in Star Trek:Generations.
Also some murder. 10:32 AM Dec 5th from web |
Fargo will be re-released next month.
as a documentary about the fall of the Big 3.
Special DVD commentary by the wood chipper. 8:01 AM Dec 5th from web |
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The recession will make Christmas awesome.
My daughter will grow to love her Xmas-sweet 16-college grad-wedding combo pack.
Of Dentyne Ice. 11:41 AM Dec 4th from web |
Bad news: did some "sleep-showering" this morning.
Good news: eating Noxzema is strongly hallucinogenic.
You can't have my gum, sexy Jesus. 6:20 AM Dec 4th from web |
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"Don't worry about dying while working here.
If you're applying,
your life is ALREADY OVER"
#newwalmartslogan 12:51 PM Dec 3rd from web |
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My posthumus biography shall be titled anon
"The Reckless Pursuit of More". 6:24 AM Dec 3rd from web |
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Scientists have created a synthetic motor oil from animal fat.
One step closer to my heart being able to run on bacon grease. 12:27 PM Dec 2nd from web |
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Connecticut Unemployment Department is now busy and understaffed. Wonder where they'll find help? Maybe right in front of them? In line? 7:29 AM Dec 2nd from web |
Strangely positioned body fat, pale skin and receding hairline?
Not just getting old,
but also turning into a Beluga whale. 4:49 AM Dec 2nd from web |