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10 yr. old son: "Mom! Dad! I cleaned out my ears and it took TEN Q-tips!" And thanks so much for saving and showing those Q-Tips to us, son. |
Note to self: No one in the studio shares your sense of whimsy and they all frown when you say, "That email? Hm… No idea. I was pretty high"... |
@Moltz I stole your branding book and I'm selling it to @hotdogsladies. You cool with that? *smooches* —jon |
@hotdogsladies What, no comments? No RSS feed? How do you expect to leverage all the online synergies? You should look into buying my book! |
Also, innocuously searching for "pantless" on Google gets *exactly* the results you'd imagine if you took 2 seconds to think before typing. |
Of course, I am now over here obsessing over whether that should have been "pantless" "pantsless" or "pants-less." Clearly, I need more meds |
Doing two and then I'm done. Pick one. "He died as he lived, pantless." "What he really needed was an editor." #6wordepitaph |
I drop phrases like "we should have another baby" in random places into long emails to my wife. That way I know if she's paying attention. |
Oh, sorry! Wait, let me explain. See, I just ordered a brand new Xserve for the studio. Though sure, I guess I'm also happy to see you. |
Ran out of my deodorant this morning so I used my son's Axe. Suddenly I am 14 again, a virgin listening to Rush albums alone in my room. |
Wife & son are practicing for an Xmas concert (violin & guitar). Though I'm offended. Why wouldn't you want me "beatboxing" on Silent Night? |
@hotdogsladies YES, LET'S! OH, LOOK! WHAT'S THAT BLINKING SHINY THING OVER THERE? HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW BATMAN? ISN'T IT AWESOME? I'M HUNGRY |
Net result when two people with ADD talk to each other on IM? Chat history is a mile long and covers 18 subjects, but only takes 20 minutes. |
Things I am now not allowed to joke about with the 5 yr. old in the morning: exploding princesses, missing Barbies and shaving her head. |
I've ceased to be appalled that music from my youth is mined for commercials. viz "I Melt With You"/Hershey's. Somewhere, 14 yr old me weeps |
Kids went to visit a new puppy. Me: "Yum! Fresh puppy! Bring me back a slice!" Ellis (5): "That's why we didn't invite you, Daddy." OH, SNAP |
If you want to learn humility, start mucking around with your home plumbing system. Being covered in sludge makes you think about your life |
This is the sound of victory: *flush!* I would rather not go into what victory smells like right now. |
Dropped the college student at the airport with a fresh set of comic books. Am now officially intensely jealous of her life. |
Really, I may die. Had to replace a valve and when we turned the main water on, new valve shot across the room and smacked me in the crotch. |
