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In the past hour, I have broken my glasses, dropped my iPhone, and fallen twice, hard, on icy sidewalks. I am sore and grouchy and drinking. |
@gruber My buddy's landlord is on Twitter. Largely thinly-veiled anti-Obama racism until the election, then silence for weeks. |
Drinking with @kwirq and watching TRON. Nobody told me this movie had so many little homoerotic moments. Like... wow. |
When AI is perfected, I won't be friends with any of them that insist on telling me the mathematical probabilities of everything. |
I’m afraid to google the Redneck Apocalypse idea I had—“Arma-Git-'Er-Done”—b/c if it’s not original that would just be too much to bear.... |
@AmyJane There was a puppy sitting up in Tim Hortons the other day, but that's hardly Twitter material. |
Writing a story about 15-year-olds, listening to music I liked as a 15-year-old. Too bad I kind of loathe @mattgood now. |
(Context of last tweet, for @modemlooper et.al.: http://tr.im/1z7y) |
You're not committed to steampunk unless you have this in your bedside table: http://tr.im/1z75 |
The cat's reward for successfully knocking down the decorations is getting to eat the tape that was keeping them up. |
When the first Google result is Encyclopedia Dramatica, you don't actually need to know what that acronym stands for. |
@abigvictory That's a common Saturday-night goal for me, too. |
I feel all included now that people are arguing about *my* country's political fiascos online. |
Me - "I might grow my beard out a little more."
Her - D: |
We've run out of garnishes for our G&Ts.
No more limein' for Simon. |
Stephanie has a shirt that does her a lot of favours. And by her, I mean me. And by me, I mean her breasts. |
We had dinner at a restaurant so classy I would have felt awkward twittering from it. Now: Home, sweatpants, gin. |
@vmarinelli You think *you're* tired? Imagine how their arms feel! |
"No, it definitely happened at night."
"What?"
"Not during the day."
"...I said *date*. *Date* rape."
"Oh. Yeah, it was that, too." |
Was going to create a Wikipedia article or two this afternoon, and then I remembered I don't give a shit about WIkipedia. |
