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That said, listening to 'Pinkerton' surrounded by Asian high-school girls, I feel a little... wrong. |
Scowling out the window at the back of the bus, blasting 'Pinkerton' on my headphones. Some days you just have to let yourself be 17. |
@hotdogsladies Convert from FLAC to MP3 and the bootleg will sound like it was recorded from inside a slightly fuller sock drawer. |
@jimray We just call that "whiskey dick." |
I'm afraid to get myself a glass of water just now lest I accidentally burn the fucking house down. You name it, I fucked it up today. |
"You're lucky I'm too lazy to Twitter that," she says.
She's right. Phew. |
Can't call in gay; I have the day off. Might go in, yell "I'm gay!", and leave again, though. Wouldn't be the first time. |
Wow, a lot of you aren't following @_loveclaire. Why the hell not? |
@chockenberry Digg is the armpit of the Internet. 4chan is the asshole. Twitter is probably the nostril or something. |
@printartist I KNEW IT. |
Simon, even though you've been drinking gin, it's still not okay to send "I'm thinking fondly of you" emails to your exes. DON'T DO IT. |
P.S. One day I'll whip out the nerdery on how Data's emotion chip completely ruined his character arc. Stay tuned! (Or, you know, don't.) |
Jesus. Star Trek: Voyager reruns are MADE OF PAIN. |
Just tore every muscle in my shoulder shovelling the sidewalk. I think winter is trying to kill me. |
@abigvictory If you ask me, 18½. If you ask my parents, they're still waiting. |
@phyllisstein Blagojevich? I hardly know 'im!
I'm... I'm so sorry. |
Turkmenistan. Pfft. More like Liz-Come-Home-From-There-istan, am I right? |
whiskey wishkey you're such a fgood friend to me wshikey |
@phyllisstein Slowing down with gin? You're my kind of guy. |
Dear Applications That Don't Let Me Switch Windows With Cmd-`:
Die. In a fire.
Best regards,
Simon |
