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Rather pleased to find out that the first thing Google image search turns up for the words "reykjavik" and "hipster" is a photo by me.
Kicking my day off with some Divinyls. "I Touch Myself." #notaeuphemism
eBay sent me balloons to celebrate my first positive feedback. Not real balloons, just jpegs of balloons. Fitting, as I sent jpegs of money.
I hope there isn't a quota for how many times the internet can use the word "fuck". Because then @hotdogsladies used it up on Amazon.
Seeing photos of myself out and about with my camera can only convince me that I'll never look as cool as Garry Winogrand.
Also, that Chuck Norris calendar in @gruber's store makes Chuck look like guy from SFA: http://tr.im/1zgc Not as manly and handsome, though.
Am I the only one who laughed upon seeing the Axe Men's Grooming Set in @gruber's Merlinry Amazon store? http://tr.im/1zg8
@sfslim We're about to go steampunk.
@warrenellis I'm voting for Syphilitic Mermaids. In fact I'm googling them right now.
Also, using two colons like I did in that last tweet is WRONG.
To wit, re: tweeting dick jokes for fun and profit: Through Twitter I've gotten help, advice and two chances to earn money from my hobby.
@jamesmarcus Dude! Arista Premium 400 is Tri-X for $3 a roll! Although I must say I need to try some Fuji other than Superia.
I missed the Guy K. thing except by proxy. Still, I mostly tweet dick jokes and still I consider Twitter to have been invaluable to me.
I've come to the point where I don't feel I have time to spare for people who don't get sarcasm. Very liberating. Oh, @kringlan is excepted.
I don't think I've ever had a band aid on my toe before. Also, sandals are fucking stupid. Unrelated: No, I'm not a klutz!
@kariedwards Essay? Leave it to me. Could you do me the little favour of writing a few application letters? In Swedish.
@jamesmarcus Grah! I was trying to say: That's the one with the thread mount? How are you getting along with film?
@jamesmarcus Brand new? That's awesome. Getting along with
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