To you and me, a "wetnap" is a moist towelette. To @detweiler, it's, well, something entirely different. 3 minutes ago from web |
They're sending an away team down to Planet Monday, and I am the redshirt ensign. 44 minutes ago from web |
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Look, I'm sorry I had to cut back my charity donations this year, but I needed the cash for a second 52" plasma TV for the guest bathroom. about 15 hours ago from web |
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I made an *incredible* Thai green curry chicken soup for dinner.
I expect, however, that a violent tsunami will arrive in the morning... about 15 hours ago from twitterrific |
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It's December 7th - isn't this the day Pearl Bailey sang at some harbor somewhere, or something? about 21 hours ago from web |
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Every time one of those insipid Olive Garden commercials airs on TV, my ancestors roll over in their graves and weep tears of pure espresso. 5:32 PM Dec 6th from web |
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Dear LazyTwitter: is there such a thing as an 8-port gigabit router (not switch) that comes *without* wireless? If so, I sure can't find it. 8:03 AM Dec 6th from web |
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