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At This Point In The Plan, The Mice Will Be Very Surprised http://twurl.nl/a20rju |
It's Okay, I'm Attractive http://twurl.nl/xqdai1 |
Either Someone 14th Caller Or Everything On Fire At Spanish Radio Station http://twurl.nl/x5131j |
[audio] Bush Picks Laser Background For Presidential Portrait http://twurl.nl/6n8ple |
Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore http://twurl.nl/fjdzga |
Tennis Ball Brought On Trip http://twurl.nl/vzy5zk |
'Bard' Captivates Potter Fans http://twurl.nl/obnhta |
[audio] Gingerbread Man Assassination Triggers All-Out Baking War http://twurl.nl/msuulm |
[video] New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go http://twurl.nl/udj7xw |
BREAKING: Autopsy Of Minnesota Businessman Reveals 31 More Franken Votes |
We have successfully infiltrated the Huffington Post with our groundbreaking Bush coverage http://bit.ly/jIPU |
Bush's Eyelid Accidentally Nailed To Wall http://twurl.nl/broj3w |
Staten Island Historians Piece Together Genealogy Of Wu-Tang Clan http://twurl.nl/p24vy7 |
Acorns Missing In Northeast http://twurl.nl/wc8tj7 |
[audio] Local Man Buys Ford Focus Just To Use Dealer's Men's Room http://twurl.nl/vqw58z |
[audio] Faith-Based TV-Repair Shop Severely Backed Up http://twurl.nl/ifblho |
Area Woman Wouldn't Mind Feeding Your Cats http://twurl.nl/kicw8u |
[audio] White House Sance Fails To Contact Spirit Of Ronald Reagan http://twurl.nl/650ey2 |
Shitload Of Math Due Monday http://twurl.nl/701x07 |
Moving To New City To Solve All Of Area Man's Problems http://twurl.nl/fpznqm |
