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Lie To Cover Surprise Party Sounds More Fun Than Surprise Party http://twurl.nl/ckhpht |
Jerry Jones Probably Thinking About Signing Michael Vick http://twurl.nl/mu465p |
@SteveHolstad We know. |
Offense: Visual Evidence Suggests Linebackers Will Blitz http://twurl.nl/patds2 |
Illinois Governor Arrested http://twurl.nl/vh1u1i |
Loose Ball Evades Entire NBA http://twurl.nl/04b41g |
[audio] Visiting Priest Shows Family How Grace Is Done http://twurl.nl/a1pwng |
@varga While we appreciate you nominating us for a @shortyaward (http://bit.ly/Oq4O), you should know: this changes nothing. |
[video] President To Face Down Monster Attack, Own Demons In Action-Packed Schedule http://twurl.nl/utsrd4 |
At This Point In The Plan, The Mice Will Be Very Surprised http://twurl.nl/a20rju |
It's Okay, I'm Attractive http://twurl.nl/xqdai1 |
Either Someone 14th Caller Or Everything On Fire At Spanish Radio Station http://twurl.nl/x5131j |
[audio] Bush Picks Laser Background For Presidential Portrait http://twurl.nl/6n8ple |
Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore http://twurl.nl/fjdzga |
Tennis Ball Brought On Trip http://twurl.nl/vzy5zk |
'Bard' Captivates Potter Fans http://twurl.nl/obnhta |
[audio] Gingerbread Man Assassination Triggers All-Out Baking War http://twurl.nl/msuulm |
[video] New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go http://twurl.nl/udj7xw |
BREAKING: Autopsy Of Minnesota Businessman Reveals 31 More Franken Votes |
We have successfully infiltrated the Huffington Post with our groundbreaking Bush coverage http://bit.ly/jIPU |
