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Just because I can't sing, doesn't mean I won't sing.
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Motivational Tweet of the day: Don't be a douche.
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My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.
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Smiling is contagious.
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That awkward moment when you spell a word correctly, but it looks so wrong so you stare at it forever questioning its existence.
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This just came to my mind. pic.twitter.com/83FcnjFr
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When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
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Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?
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My voice sounds great when I'm singing with my earphones on, Then I take them off and I realize I sound like a dying walrus.
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"I'm going to bed" really means "I'm going to lay in my bed and be on my phone for an hour or so."
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*Sends risky text* 15 seconds later no reply. "Oh God what have I done!"
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The awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with the same person like 5 times.
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The best feeling ever: waking up and seeing you still got a couple hours to sleep.
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Flynn Rider is the cleverest Disney character... pic.twitter.com/TFGbYzkP
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Me: MOM! HELP! MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND HE CAN'T GET UP! HURRY CALL AN AMBULANCE! Mom: Pick up your poster and shut up.
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When I get good grades and show it to my parents.. pic.twitter.com/c8XBnNSb
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