 | hoosiergirl Burger King came out with a meat-scented cologne called Flame. For men who want to be sure no one comes near their whopper ever again. 9:45 AM Dec 18th from web |
 | Carnage4Life First single-sign on (Passport), now iframing links clicked from their site (Hotmail). Facebook, the home of Microsoft's bad old ideas. :) 8:03 AM Dec 18th from Twadget |
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 | hotdogsladies CEOs of companies that deliberately made people fat, stupid, or broke should have to do something disturbing to pick up their bailout check. 8:07 PM Dec 16th from web |
 | CcSteff "Are you air-humping to the Nutcracker?"
"Can you think of a more appropriate dance?" 6:23 PM Dec 16th from web |
| hotdogsladies If I were Bill Watterson, I'd be tempted to drive around with a giant crowbar and several bags of urine labeled, "Hobbes says 'Hi,' too!" 5:37 PM Dec 16th from web |
 | gordonshumway Every time I park my SUV at Whole Foods, I expect to walk out to discover it's been pelted with Quorn and smugness. 4:42 PM Dec 16th from web |
| hotdogsladies "Fix Your Quotes, Check Your Facts, and Fucking Learn to Spell 'OS X.' Also? Enderle's a Jackass."
~ @gruber Keynote, DF Conf. and Expo '09 4:20 PM Dec 16th from web |
| hotdogsladies Kepler cuts line at the bar. Bartender goes, "Hey, you're not the center of the universe!" and Kepler goes "Ptolemy something I DON'T know!" 11:20 AM Dec 16th from web |
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 | texburgher #1 cause of falling productivity in the American workplace is the use of business idioms instead of common language. And synergy. 5:50 PM Dec 15th from Hahlo |
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 | anildash Somebody let me know when they've made the Flash game where you play President Bush and try to dodge the flying shoes. I want to play that. 5:03 PM Dec 14th from web |
 | summersumz I love how the news is all "In Arab culture, throwing shoes is a grave insult" as though elsewhere it's the same as "mad props Mr. Prez!" 4:19 PM Dec 14th from TwitterFox |
| anildash Having listened to the folk songs of your people, I understand there is a grim reaper judgment figure named Santa whom you fear and appease. 4:00 PM Dec 13th from TwitterBerry |
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