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words of wisdom to guide your day. "Even a broken clock is wrong 22 times a day" and "Never trust a turtle to guard your gin" about 9 hours ago from web |
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If Caffeine is so bad for me how come it makes me feel so dang good. must...resist....urge...NO Caffeine. ARGH!!!!!!! Some one help me!!!! 8:51 AM yesterday from web |
Either asmatic in a black hoodie & cape got on my bus or I'm giving a ride to Darth Vader-hope he doesn't find my lack of faith disturbing 5:24 AM yesterday from web |
If you're posting to your blog & twitter at 3:32 AM when you have to be to work at 6-you could be a web 2.0 addict. Hi I'm Dan I'm an Addict 3:26 AM yesterday from web |
Whats worse, my alarm clock radio firing up William Shattner singing mr. tambourine man or find out my 16 year old daughter is pregnant? 3:46 AM Jan 28th from web |
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weapon I could use to fight off the raccoons-44 Mag hmm too loud-Sword? No to close-broom? screw it-Bon Appetit Raccoons I'll clean up after 5:46 AM Jan 27th from web |
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Two Raccoons eating my garbage looked at me with Raccoon sarcasm and said "Forgot to bring a weapon didn't you thumb user" I know they did 5:38 AM Jan 27th from web |
woke up to the sound of a raccoon turning my garbage into an all you can eat buffet. Ran outside, 2 of them!! I'm back inside inside now. 5:36 AM Jan 27th from web |
when snow on the ground-that's when I miss Melbourne town-From toorak to middle park oh how bold-I miss you when I'm freezing ass cold 10:29 PM Jan 26th from web |
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Can some one please tell Salma Heyek that I'm single again ....oh and that and she should drop the restraining order against me. 8:38 PM Jan 26th from web |
In Islamic nations do they have Elbows & Ankles porn mags? With special Calf-foldout spread in the middle? Too much of a mans world for me 8:33 PM Jan 26th from web |
You look up-see a strange pattern of lights-if first thought is "Klingon Bird of Prey?"-not "Airplane"-That's when you know "I'm a geek" 8:31 PM Jan 26th from web |
two days off great glory! it's time to bring on the love. Who loves ya world? I do, that's who. Already singing about it...YES! Big UP WOrld 6:46 PM Jan 25th from web |
Portland has new blanket of snow and it's my friday. I hope you all have as much fun as I'm going to have. time to FORM VOLTRON!!!!! 6:58 AM Jan 25th from web |
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