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GIANT BIRD DOODY ON MAH WINDSHIELD. |
@Heyheyitsdavid I am! But not to develope software. I'm afraid your salary is a little out of my pricerange for what I had in mind. |
@Minger Swarms of maggots, yes. They would be one of the few (living) things more disgusting than swarms of ants. |
Watching something about ants on the science channel. Few things are more disgusting. |
I mean, I get how the first solution someone offered works into it, but all those movies have something "in common?" Booooo. |
Ken Jennings' wordplay puzzles are absolutely infuriating: http://bit.ly/6cYs I don't think there IS a solution: they're just making it up. |
@heyheyitsdavid That is, indeed, teh awesome. Too bad you've gotta actually be a mercenary to afford it. |
Today's Todo list: Apply for 2nd Job, Make Budget, Read about Anti-Christ. |
My horoscope convinced me I'd won the lottery. Then I checked then numbers. Now I'm afraid to throw these losing tickets away. |
@MajorWood Well, it's Kashi... so probably homasote. |
@stackiii I can never tell what you're replying to! Which makes that last tweet about Englebert Humperdink extra amusing. |
Excited to finally get my $100 Live.com cashback today. |
In summation, don't use Turbo Tax. I used H&R Block's free e-file last year and it was much better. |
Turbo tax told me my e-file was rejected. Now I try to check the status on their website and all it says is "We're sorry. Try again Later." |
I put bananas in this Kashi Go Lean Crunch so it tastes like I'm eating a bulletin board with bananas. |
@yearginsm Wow. I knew Crafton was a total douche, but that is really the nadir of douchery... like, the cervix even. |
Frickin' hilarious: "Well answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in?" http://bit.ly/efKr |
I finally get around to buying "Rabbit, Run" and Updike (author) up and bites the big one. God definitely wants me to stop reading. |
How is "Tweedbank, in the Borders" the real, official name of a location? Crazy Scotts. "I live in Ginghamduck, on the Barnes & Noble." |
"Irony in a plastic package" : http://i40.tinypic.com/v62k... |
