To the Hare Krishna trying to greet me with "Hello, Brother!" just a little note: I ain't your brother. Go on with your bongo drums. 8:57 AM Jan 9th from TwitterBerry |
Sanjay Gupta must have gotten word that I'm gunning for best-known Indian media guy and decided to step up his game. C. Everett Koop my ass. 12:47 AM Jan 8th from TwitterBerry |
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Our fridge sometimes emits a plaintive whine exactly like the intro to Jeff Buckley's "Lover, You Should've Come Over". This pleases me. 10:17 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterBerry |
Just realizing, I am speculating about enemies placing curses on me, yet I don't know who my enemies are. Reveal yourselves, secret foes! 4:15 PM Jan 2nd from web |
I inexplicably have that "lime in the coconut" song stuck in my head, so whichever of my enemies put a curse on me: it worked! 11:22 AM Jan 2nd from TwitterBerry |
Now I just need a resolution that works as well as last year's did. Of course, my 2008 resolution was "Be Less Forgiving", so that was easy. 10:53 AM Jan 1st from TwitterBerry |
Happy birthday to my friends born on January 1 and to everybody who signs up for websites but leaves their birthdate as 1/1 due to laziness. 10:52 AM Jan 1st from TwitterBerry |
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I hope someone plays James Brown's "Get Up, Get Into It, Get Involved" at the inauguration. Dunno if any living artist is up to the task. 6:26 PM Dec 29th, 2008 from web |
My wife has amply demonstrated her superiority over me in the realm of baking cookies. This is a battle where everyone wins. 8:08 PM Dec 27th, 2008 from web |
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It would appear that the young boy zipping up and down the sidewalk shouting "YAHOOO!" is happy with the gift of a new scooter he got today. 7:39 AM Dec 25th, 2008 from TwitterBerry |
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Even as somebody who has no holidays to celebrate in December, I always have to admit there's a wonderful romance to NYC this time of year. 2:39 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterBerry |
As we landed at JFK, the woman in front of me offered, "Northern California is nice, but there's no sense of urgency. It's nice to be home." 9:39 PM Dec 19th, 2008 from TwitterBerry |
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