To celebrate its purchase of the failed Washington Mutual bank, JP Morgan raised the rate on my deliquent credit card to 32%. Glad to help. about 22 hours ago from web |
Getting a very big thing done seems to be as easy as getting a very small thing done. Now where the hell are my socks? about 22 hours ago from web |
Oh, I already upgraded all my iTunes music out of DRM for free. They threw in VBR encoding too. Apple owns Bittorrent, right? 12:15 PM yesterday from Hahlo |
It's not a blog meme if there's already a whole website dedicated to it. But I'll admit you're listening to a pretty kickin' song. 9:31 PM Jan 9th from web |
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If my dad were on Twitter (he'd say these things he has said), part 4: "I know karate, jujitsu, and five other Japanese words." 7:43 PM Jan 8th from web |
If my dad were on Twitter, part 3: "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you donut." Guys, *these are things he actually says* 5:34 PM Jan 8th from web |
If my dad were on Twitter, part 3: "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you donut." Guys, *these are things he actually says* 4:50 PM Jan 8th from web |
If my dad were on Twitter, part 3: "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you donut." Guys, *these are things he actually says* 4:43 PM Jan 8th from web |
If my dad were on Twitter, part 3: "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you donut." Guys, *these are things he actually says* 4:42 PM Jan 8th from web |
Just spent five minutes thinking, "I wish there were a word for people who had kids." Ordering a reverse dictionary and dementia treatment. 3:20 PM Jan 8th from web |
If my dad were on Twitter, part 2: "How long? How Long is a Chinaman." 2:54 PM Jan 8th from web |
If my dad were on Twitter, part 1: "Damn kids. Good thing I was never a kid." 1:35 PM Jan 8th from web |
Facebook friends: Sacrifice me for a Whopper and I will sacrifice your e-mail to a spam server. 1:29 PM Jan 8th from web |
To fix the CA school budget, Governor Schwarzenegger proposed closing the schools for a week. I have an idea for fixing the Governor. 3:18 AM Jan 8th from web |
Dear everyone who's ever reviewed a product on the Internet: Did you know it's possible to rate things two, three, or four stars as well? 8:18 PM Jan 7th from web |
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