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@thedayhascome http://twitpic.com/197ch - I think I just grew a pair of ovaries. |
I guess it’s “Be rude to anthropomorphized web services that are just trying to do their job Friday” up in here. |
If Hulu doesn't stop buffering so often, I'm going to have to stop spoofing my IP to illicitly watch their content. Jerks. |
Well, now I know the bathing-suit grooming habits of my friend’s little sister. Thanks a lot, Facebook, you asshole. |
Upgraded a bunch of songs to iTunes Plus. Can’t really hear the difference.
(“But! But!” Audiophiles are preemptively invited to blow me.)... |
"I've never seen a picture of him, but I'll bet he's cute. Even if he's not cute, he's cute on the Internet." |
So, this may come as a surprise, but ‘Hamlet 2’ isn’t... it isn’t very good. |
Prof gave my paper nothing but glowing feedback—and an A-minus. Should I have stapled a damn handjob to the back? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME.... |
You can tell when I’m preparing a meal for myself: the ‘toast’ course figures prominently. |
A week ago it was -30℃. Today it's +5°C and raining. Mother Nature must be off her meds again. |
@Moltz The results of Davros? OH SHIT DALEKS |
Twitterrific is prettier, but Tweetie lets me do more.
It's the classic high-schooler's dilemma. |
{coffee joke} {crowd-pleasing meme} {self-deprecation} {vaguely homoerotic kicker}
Happy birthday, @Tony_D! |
Installer, I’ll restart my computer when I damn well feel like it, even if I have to Force Quit you to do it. |
This bus shelter smells like hot piss, but it's freezing outside, so I guess the key word is "hot." |
You know what today needed? A fire drill. OH HEY JACKPOT. |
Tweetie's awesome and everything, but I feel like I'm cheating on Twitterrific. |
She rips labels off beer bottles quickly. “Like Band-Aids,” she says.
I love her more than words. |
10 PRINT "COCKS LOL"
20 GOTO 10
RUN
#twitterdefined |
"I wish life were like fan fiction. Except better written." -- @omgneil |
