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After flipping through 500 fonts, I've discovered that "Holidays" doesn't look right in anything other than Ransom Note.
3pm. Do I bother getting out of my PJs at this point?
could it be the start of something, could it be the end of a phase ♫ http://blip.fm/~16mym
The absolute best thing in the world is to have friends that are just as crazy and neurotic as you are.
@jimhill There are so many wrong ways to go with that it's making my head spin.
"From a Distance (Christmas Version)" sounds suspiciously like the non-Christmas version. I don't appreciate the bait & switch Ms. Midler.
This cough is interminable. I can't go through another night like last night. Someone please take me out back and just shoot me
So it goes/she's gonna get off with a warning/So it goes and it goes away ♫ http://blip.fm/~1668t
Looking forward to seeing how the Christmas tree will turn out after having decorated it under the influence of cough meds with codeine.
@crisch she isn't lost is she? It could be a while, better order another tea.
It has never occurred to me ask for a 160z Shrimp Cocktail by mail as a Christmas gift. And yet, here it is. On my doorstep. In 60° weather....
Yahoo, do you mean to tell me that 'The Meanest Thing Ever Said on Survivor' didn't begin with "Next Season..."?
@jimhill @dvsjr I think the rule of thumb is more like, if yer brand new you don't ask for sw.
Diagnosis: allergies, plus fluid-filled ears. At least that explains why phone conversations started sounding a lot like dolphin echos.
Whenever I go to the doctor I feel obligated to look my worst. Nasty hair, tattered & stained sweats, and completely reeking of Vick's.
@genevate dude, it was THE RAIDERS. They make everyone feel like it's old times again:)
Some nights I want to kick PPT out of the house, change the locks, and throw it's clothes out onto the lawn. Tonight is one of those nights.
Still sick, still tired. Must visit dr tomorrow or will be forced to remove my own lungs, which I'm certain won't end well at all.
Tis the Season for third degree burns on your hands from glue guns, falala la la la la la ouch.
I hate when you have so much to do in a day all you can do is sit and stare and drool.
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