After flipping through 500 fonts, I've discovered that "Holidays" doesn't look right in anything other than Ransom Note. 1:29 PM Dec 16th from web |
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The absolute best thing in the world is to have friends that are just as crazy and neurotic as you are. 9:56 AM Dec 16th from web |
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"From a Distance (Christmas Version)" sounds suspiciously like the non-Christmas version. I don't appreciate the bait & switch Ms. Midler. 6:06 AM Dec 16th from web |
This cough is interminable. I can't go through another night like last night. Someone please take me out back and just shoot me 5:51 AM Dec 16th from web |
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Looking forward to seeing how the Christmas tree will turn out after having decorated it under the influence of cough meds with codeine. 1:54 PM Dec 15th from web |
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It has never occurred to me ask for a 160z Shrimp Cocktail by mail as a Christmas gift. And yet, here it is. On my doorstep. In 60° weather.... 11:46 AM Dec 15th from web |
Yahoo, do you mean to tell me that 'The Meanest Thing Ever Said on Survivor' didn't begin with "Next Season..."? 10:32 AM Dec 15th from web |
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Diagnosis: allergies, plus fluid-filled ears. At least that explains why phone conversations started sounding a lot like dolphin echos. 7:22 AM Dec 15th from twitterrific |
Whenever I go to the doctor I feel obligated to look my worst. Nasty hair, tattered & stained sweats, and completely reeking of Vick's. 5:34 AM Dec 15th from twitterrific |
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Some nights I want to kick PPT out of the house, change the locks, and throw it's clothes out onto the lawn. Tonight is one of those nights. 7:06 PM Dec 14th from web |
Still sick, still tired. Must visit dr tomorrow or will be forced to remove my own lungs, which I'm certain won't end well at all. 5:55 PM Dec 14th from web |
Tis the Season for third degree burns on your hands from glue guns, falala la la la la la ouch. 10:40 AM Dec 14th from web |
I hate when you have so much to do in a day all you can do is sit and stare and drool. 9:07 AM Dec 14th from web |