| ChloeS Mo had a little baby boy in NY tonight. I have on my ruffle shirt & rose water. The night is glossy & young; all is well with the world. about 22 hours ago from twitterrific |
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| TheOnion #twitvote 8:53 a.m. Steven Spring of Charlotte voted for Obama because he couldn't support a candidate whose last name rhymes with "Hussein" 7:43 AM Nov 4th from twhirl |
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| joebrilliant the whole entire wide world was annoying in perfect synchronicity today, which totally got in way of me researching a new projection system 11:18 PM Oct 6th from web |
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| senders palin: the only candidate to quote paula abdul by being "straight up" with the american people 7:29 PM Oct 2nd from web |
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| dooce Leta: "It's a fruit, and it's round, and it's orange, and it starts with the letter O. Can you guess what I'm thinking of?" 12:03 PM Oct 1st from web |
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| fredwilson Just got out of physical therapy I think the PT people should just be straight with us and use medieval toture machines 5:42 AM Sep 22nd from txt |
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| rodnaber Really sick of the having a beer with the president mentality that got Bush elected. I can have a beer with a homeless person. Idiots. 10:21 AM Sep 2nd from web |
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| goldman My whole life has been leading to this moment; when my girlfriend asks me what the name is of Jabba the Hut's planet. 5:46 PM Jul 20th from txt |
| rodnaber I've finally taken the leap. The first person that sees me tweeting in a social situation is allowed one punch to my right arm. sorta hard. 10:24 PM Jun 25th from web |