OK, EVERYBODY, MANDATORY DEER TICK CHECK TIME. No, no. No complaining. C'mon. Everybody check the person next to you. Let's go. about 5 hours ago from Tweetie |
Pajamas aren't like regular clothes, right? You can wear them forever without washing them, can't you? about 15 hours ago from Tweetie |
Man, that cloth bag I got at the North American Managers in Business and Law Association meeting sure gets some stares in the grocery store. about 20 hours ago from Tweetie |
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Holy fuck, the Spar is fricking zoo on a Friday lunch. I'd say the chances my order gets forgotten are a solid 75%. At least I have a beer. 1:00 PM yesterday from web |
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Thanks for the nominations, folks. I feel like a wiener already. 4:15 PM Dec 11th from web |
ATTENTION. I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT DROBO HAS ARRIVED. TONIGHT, IT WILL ACHIEVE SENTIENCE AT APPROX. 8:30 PM PDT. END COMMUNICATION. 3:02 PM Dec 11th from web |
What? Peeing a rainbow. Isn't that what being gay is?
OMG, THEY DO WHAT?!
OK, but now I don't get the bumper stickers. 2:35 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie |
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Based on the noises coming from my stomach, I'd say the alien is about ready to hatch. So, you might want to stand back. 1:55 PM Dec 11th from web |
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