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Based on the noises coming from my stomach, I'd say the alien is about ready to hatch. So, you might want to stand back. 1:55 PM Dec 11th from web |
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I simply cannot believe I haven't been nominated for a ShortyAward in "Is Doing It Wrong". 8:19 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie |
Not that it isn't already exciting, but I wish the UPS tracking page said "DROBO IS COMING!" on it somewhere. 8:17 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie |
Jesus, you just *know* the ESPN announcer loves saying "But here come the Suns..." 9:36 PM Dec 10th from web |
The WA State Lottery's current ads featuring people taking flightless birds hang gliding is probably more appropriate than they intended. 8:20 PM Dec 10th from web |
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Hey, guys! It turns out you don't have to actually *have* gay sex to get the day off, you just have to Google it at work!
Or so I hear. 1:30 PM Dec 10th from web |
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If someone complains about people calling in gay make sure to tell them that every day is straight day. 10:15 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie |
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I'd call in gay but who's gonna believe me in *this* outfit? 9:55 AM Dec 10th from web |
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I hate when I get a new pair of pants and the pockets are sewn shut. I just spilled 8 Skittles, 5 Wacky Packs and a Boba Fett on the floor. 9:08 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie |
"Call in gay". Pff. C'mon, people. How would you even *do* that?! Ha-ha. 7:57 AM Dec 10th from web |
So, clearly I've uncovered some secret female mind game, here. I'm sure I'll be dead by morning. Or ravished. Gosh, I hope it's ravished. 9:28 PM Dec 9th from web |