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Two bars, two strip clubs, and a Tiffany & Co. social event last night. Awoke fresh and new. |
Trying to not die in my sleep. Cat dander = everywhere. |
Portland appears to be (Minneapolis + St Paul) * 2. But, you know, not half as home. |
At a strip club with my sister and friends. No cover, 1 drink minimum. |
The rich are apparently still rich. And I enjoy their gratis beer, wine, and hors d'oveurs. |
Trying on an $18,000 ring at Tiffany in Portland. |
"I'd like to be courted long-distance from Portland" as we roll into Oregon's biggest city and the nation's bicycle capital. |
Jail house from whence the Fratellis broke out: check! Mikey's dad's museum: check! |
Lazy and loud sea lions on the Astoria whorf: check! |
Truffle shuffle: check! |
En route to Astoria, OR for tour of locales features in The Goonies! |
Visiting Mt St Helens. Rumor has it this babe's been going topless for almost 30 years! |
At Snoqualmie falls, featured in Twin Peaks. Awesome views. Nostalgia for the Bookhouse Boys. |
This is seriously my favorite pinball game of all time. My second favorite, Medieval Madness is right behind us on the other wall. Amazing! |
Rocking the pinball game Junkyard at an awesome game bar called Shorty's near downtown Seattle. My sister is way ahead! |
@Chuckumentary I am a CSS whiz, supposedly, if you need any pointers. |
@noahkunin Google "SPECTACLES FAIL" and click second link which is to my tumblelog for Daschle fun. |
In a plane which is sitting on a tarmac. Waiting to head West. |
Man I love the HHH terminal. What's this??? $15 1st bag check fee on Sun Country? Shameful. They better damn well provide inflight burgers. |
Man I love light rail |
