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Sunrise over 'the' 280. Many Lexus. #beautifulcommutes
Considering 'Bathroom Cabinet' as holiday party theme: guests revel and consume the year's leftover ointments, sprays and prescription meds.
When you picture me, picture me as an angry sea god. Minus the abs.
Euphemisms-in-waiting: killing zombies, reliable backhaul, continental breakfast.
If I were a member of Robin Hood's Merry Men, my name would be Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin.
Slight breeze at the Getty today. Jennifer Love Hewitt status: not present.
Guess I picked the wrong week to start a concentrated animal feeding operation.
More of a Poisson man myself, but given the right amount of whiskey I'll go Chi-Square without hesitation.
Doing a plan where you work towards being able to do 100 consecutive push-ups. Next up: 100 consecutive apologies.
Can we please just name the business Mega-Dwarf Nutsack Parade and be done with it? Please?
Having more fun girding my loins than expected. Lots of interesting materials choices. #LoinGirders08
Excuse me, are you the child of which the prophecy has foretold? No? Then can I go ahead of you?
I'd love to see the Crunchy Granola Bar Clan vs. the Grape Nuts Gang in a rock-eating contest. Nice jaw!
Like hydrogenated fats, I aim to be semi-solid and shelf-stable at room temperature.
Luckily, you're never too old to drop and give me twenty.
Giving away half a box of Zantac 75 on freecycle SF. Together, we can beat Heartburn associated with Acid Indigestion and Sour Stomach.
A running group just ran past, smelling of run.
Clientele at the Best Buy were giving the place a decidedly 'club' feel. Strangely, that vibe was absent in the wireless laptop mice aisle.
Me: But what about the children? Bakers Square Pie Porn Oracle: French Silk.
Me: Will we repel the upcoming Trojan invasion? Bakers Square Pie Porn Oracle: Strawberry Rhubarb.
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