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In the words of @youngamerican , hang it up 8:00am press junket |
A few hours till Jon Hamm interview. I will do as the Aztecs do and eat his heart to gain his powers. |
Want to collapse from work/travel/grumpiness. Just found out have to go see new Keanu movie. Seeing shitty movies should be fun, not work |
@targemq8 it's one of those internet scams. Don't give football any credit card numbers. |
I imagined a movie exec. who thought we needed a "High Fidelity, but for video games". I then spent several hours being mad at the fake guy |
A fine comedy sketch http://www.ucbcomedy.com/vi... |
I pull off the tomato, I pour on the ketchup. |
@xenijardin Miss Jardin! I never! Such fowl language from such a demure internet celebrity |
The word "deluge" should never be used when describing a sex act. |
Topics I'm interested in: Teddy Roosevelt, what sex was like in the past, what animals are doing when people aren't looking (talking?) |
I have a lot of airplane time coming up. Any book suggestions? (I have @hodgman 's new book already) |
@robertbrook No print outs. Some may be lies. No way to confirm |
@johnmoe No silly, TRIBE hummus, not Wu-Tang Clan hummus! |
I usually only buy Tribe brand hummus in a pinch, but this "forty spice" flavor is pretty darn good. I guess the problem was too few spices |
I can't shake that "doomed" feeling today. |
Wow, your trip to Spain sounds AMAZING! and you describe it so well! Great food? Beautiful museums? I feel like I'm there! |
If you need an actor to figure something out, then look into the camera and say what they just figured out, go with get Sam Neil |
Hey gorgeous....oh sorry, I was talking to Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo HD Remix |
@Just_Alison I hear a lot of fellas have a hard time finding Luxembourg. Hooray! |
@heathercampbell just put a big steak on your eye |
