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@whathappened Hell to the no, I love his version.
Just walked in and EXHAUSTED. All the Christmas cheer tired me out.
@benstephens Obviously you're making some wrong choices if that's not happening on a regular basis.
I'm almost unreasonably excited to see Trans-Siberian Orchestra tonight.
Sausage burritos now, Matchbox sliders later.
Feelin' extra crappy. Going to sleep. Dudes who wear Croscs are obviously no friends of mine. Except for @georgesmithjr
"He's zoning the perimiter... A straight "How you doin'" guy."
Running tights under my jeans FTW!
It's Man Trip weekend. Preparing for ladies night with the wives/girlfriends, since I am not invited to the Man Trip.
So, who aired their grievances at the Festivus pole today?
Oh yes. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town! "Legions of citizens are making monumental efforts not to cry and not to pout."
@chriscardinal Look into it! Just make sure she has a revolving stock for continued visitation.
@chriscardinal I like to play "helpless novice foodie" and let the hot chef who owns the gourmet shop pick one out for me.
@chriscardinal When I'm flush enough to afford the GOOD stuff, I put balsamic on literally everything. B + vanilla ice cream = so good.
Speaking of sea salt, I'm about to eat a dark chocolate sea salt caramel. Just because I can.
@chriscardinal Oh man, if I wasn't full I'd be all about that. All it needs is some sea salt and balsamic and it sounds perfect.
@Twitterkins I would be, but this is the fifth season, "Christmasy." Come January 2 I will be ready to run away to someplace warm.
Fusilli with pesto in the afterglow of watching Michael Symon make a rack of pork.
Just turned on "Dear Food Network" solely because Michael Symon was mentioned on the program guide. I am in love with him. Seriously.
Now that there's a brand new coat of polish on my nails, there's a hair in my mouth. This is ALMOST the life.