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hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies To TWOOL: 1. Pretend you love EVERYBODY; 2. Feign insight; 3. Self-link; 4. Sand all edges; 5. Go obvious; 6. Stop trying; 7. Shit lists.
Nick Douglas
nick Wit is a curse, because your peers lack it.
Ariel Waldman
arielwaldman OH: "I'm being transparent, but concealing!"
Ariel Waldman
arielwaldman Dear cowlick... fine, fucking stand up for yourself.
Rudy Jahchan
rudy From now on, when I GTD, I'm going to blast the beginning of the A-Team theme. Finish some code? A-Team theme. Buy groceries? A-Team theme.
John Halcyon Styn
Halcyon at ALL times we have 1 foot in dog shit, and 1 hand holding an ice cream cone. Our life is about which one we focus on: Crap or Cone.
michi.ni.mayo
girl6 new trend alert in vietnam: iced out grills. dentists here will drill and permanently glue diamonds in your teeth. making my appt today.
Dan Budiac
dansays Bored in rural Wisconsin. My kingdom for a Wii.
Melissa Gira Grant
melissagira What's harder: watching yourself in the mirror while you have an orgasm, or watching yourself cry?
Jina Bolton
sushimonster Got pwn'd by @Eris's foods.
Liz Dunn
LizDunn @scamper and @doomdoomdoom you boys are so adorably emo. Are you listening to Garbage and singing along? "I'm only happy when it raaaaiinns"
crispycracka
crispycracka You know who else enjoyed memes? Hitler.
adam
ifindkarma Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
c.bake
cbake76 I love the debates we get in here at Marvel sometimes. Today, I'd like to think I coined a phrase: "threshold of ridiculousness."
adam
ifindkarma Gun control means using BOTH HANDS.
Glenda
glenda OK SFers -- I, of all people, have absolutely *NO IDEA* how I overlooked this before, but "Never Gonna Give You Up" is 20555 at G3. FYI.
CarrieBicknerZ
CarrieBicknerZ Untangling a bureaucratic mess. This is one of my great talents. I wish that I had a more interesting great talents.
jay
umetaro Did laundry last night. Realized I was the only person in a 16 unit building washing clothes on a friday night.
CarrieBicknerZ
CarrieBicknerZ Puzzling over my darling husband's " NYC is like a big dormitory" tweet.
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